Nine Words Women Use

I think majority if not all women would agree that we basically have more patience than men. I doubt if any man would agree to this statement but as much as possible we control our temper and would try to avoid an argument. Is this really true??? Often times we use such words to hold our temper. But some men are just insensitive or too clueless to be able to read between the lines that we are about to explode. I received an email from a friend about words women often use when their on the verge of an argument. Here are the nine words, try to go through each word and I'm sure you're be able to relate and laugh based on your own experiences.

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

If men could only read between the lines and remember these words it would really help them to avoid an argument. Sometimes arguing is nice...especially after you patch things up. It's just normal in any relationship. It adds spice and gives you an opportunity to get to know more your partner. But when it goes on forever and happens too often you have to put a halt on it. Don't wait for it turn nasty because it'll make the relationship really sour. Please stop and by all means avoid another bout of argumentation.